Internet scams

Here is part of emails going back and forth between me and a scumbag con-artist. He was trying to "buy" my HTC Touch HD.

My last reply is on top.

Anyone else?

Mr Ben

I have an idea for you; why don`t you take your poor attemt of a scam and go fuck yourself!

How does that sound?
Please get back to me, asshole.

With best regards

Mr Go Fuck Yourself

----- Original melding -----
Fra: david <benclick89@yahoo.com>
Dato: Onsdag, August 12, 2009 12:30
Emne: ABOUT PAYMENT
Til: eirik.fjone@getmail.no


> hello sellere thanks for your mail pls i will lke you to know that i am the winner of this beautiful item of yours pls get back to me your full bank details and the total cost of the item to my son in west africa nigeria i dont leave in norway i will like to get it up my self can i trust you so i can procced about the payment
> i hope to read from you as soon as you get my message
> regards
> mr ben
>
> --- On Wed, 8/12/09, eirik.fjone@getmail.no <eirik.fjone@getmail.no> wrote:

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> From: eirik.fjone@getmail.no <eirik.fjone@getmail.no>
> Subject: Re: HTC Touch HD med masse programvare! (benclick89@yahoo.com)
> To: benclick89@yahoo.com
> Date: Wednesday, August 12, 2009, 9:07 AM
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> It is still available.
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> ----- Original melding -----
> Fra: "benclick89(at)yahoo.com via finn.no" <noreply@finn.no>
> Dato: Onsdag, August 12, 2009 6:06
> Emne: HTC Touch HD med masse programvare! (benclick89@yahoo.com)
> Til: eirik.fjone@getmail.no
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> > Hei!
Hi seller plsiwillliketoknowifthislovelyitemofyoursisstillavailableforsellgetbacktomeassoonasyougetmymessage
> > regards
> > mrben
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> > Denne meldingen er sendt på vegne av:
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> > Henvendelsen gjelder annonsen med finnkode 18528151.

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Med vennlig hilsen
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> > FINN.no AS
> > www.finn.no






> >
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> > Avsenders IP-adresse: 212.100.70.4
> > on 12. aug 2009 06:06:10

(benclick89@yahoo.com)

my wife got caught by them a few years ago by selling a mobile on ebay the winning bid was £80 so i got home from work i asked her where did she have to send it to, her reply was africa, so i said i hope you have not sent it yet, she says i did im paid and all, and i said claire you can say goodbye to your phone and your so called payment. she got caught by the fake paypal payment that looked the bees knees through email

And another moron, again my reply comes first:

"Lisaa",

Well since you currently are on a "business trip" in the US, you can get the phone there for 500-600USD.
The only problem there will be trying to scam the clerk in the store.
This will be a bigger challenge for you than this hilarious story of yours.

My bank details will be sent to you the day hell freezes over.
And my phone number? Why on earth do you need to ask for something that is clearly visible on the auction page?

So my moronic scamming friend, I have a piece of advise for you; Get a REAL job, get a life, stop trying to scam people.
At least you need to come up with a better story and a different way to get the info that you need for your scams.

And finally: Go fuck yourself and the rest of the moronic degenerates that you do this with.

Your e-mail adress and e-mails will be sent to finn.no along with my reply.

Clear enough for you, or do you wish to proceed?
The ball is on your half, fucker!

Best regards (Irony)

Eirik Fjone
----- Original melding -----
Fra: Mrs Lisaa Mariee Otnees <lisa_otnes@ymail.com>
Dato: Torsdag, August 13, 2009 15:22
Emne: About postage & payment for HTC Touch HD med masse programvare
Til: eirik.fjone@getmail.no


> Hello Again,
>
> I really appreciate your urgent response towards my earlier message at finn, I would also like you to understand that i live in Oslo but i`m currently out of state for now as i`m away on a business trip to United State Of America. I would be using this opportunity to let you that am sending this item to a friend daughter as a gift who work with the British American Tobacco there in Africa and i`ll be offering you the sum of 4,000 NOK for both postage and the item cost to africa for my friend daughter.
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> I will prefer paying you via Bank Transfer and i would like you to kindly email me your full bank details and phone number so to enable me go to the nearest bank here in the US to transfer the money.
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> Waiting to hear from you soon.
> Mrs Lisaa
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> --- On Wed, 8/12/09, eirik.fjone@getmail.no <eirik.fjone@getmail.no> wrote:

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> From: eirik.fjone@getmail.no <eirik.fjone@getmail.no>
> Subject: Re: HTC Touch HD med masse programvare! (lisa_otnes@ymail.com)
> To: lisa_otnes@ymail.com
> Date: Wednesday, August 12, 2009, 9:09 AM
>
>
> Still available and the price is as shown in the auction NOK 3000.
>
> ----- Original melding -----
> Fra: "lisa_otnes(at)ymail.com via finn..no" <noreply@finn.no>
> Dato: Onsdag, August 12, 2009 8:53
> Emne: HTC Touch HD med masse programvare! (lisa_otnes@ymail.com)
> Til: eirik.fjone@getmail.no
>



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> > Hei!
Hello,
> >
> > I`minterestedinbuyingyouritemlistedonFinnandiwilllikeyoutokindlyemailmebackifitsstill
> >
> > availableforsaleandalsodoletmeknowthelastpriceforit.
> >
> > Thanks
> > MrsLisaa
> >
> >

yeah been there too. they must think were stupid. fucking idiots!